Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

shouldn't it be "Coldth"

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

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Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!