What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...