Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Previous Random Joke Next
Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

Ingest Jokes More Ingest Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.