Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.