It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
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Crude Oil.
They're all going to be 65 this year.
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He became enlightened.
They're always getting com-busted.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
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Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!