Crude Oil Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.