What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen