What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2