What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.