What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.