Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"