They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...
No one wants to be comic sans.
He just wasn't her type.
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Kilometery Cyrus
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.