What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

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Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"