There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16
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They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
World War 2
Because then World War 3 would never happen
Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
A Global Offensive.
Because they'd Russia lot
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Target Practice.
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They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.
So there won't be a World War III.
Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.
The Dark Knightrogen
A: A first-aid kit!
The Mediterranean Sea.
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Either way, they're going down in history.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Weekend at Bernie's.
Whoops, wrong sub.
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
He gets pale as a sheet.
Veteran Aryans
Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.