What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

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Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"