What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!