How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What is the witches motto ?

We came we saw we conjured !

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea