How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.