Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.