Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it