Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.