How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!