What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Dog Poop Jokes More Dog Poop Jokes

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.