What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.