How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!