How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.