How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!