How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda