How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?