Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!