What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Turd Jokes More Turd Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.