Turd Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Episode Jokes More Episode Jokes

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

Wallet Jokes More Wallet Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.