A poodull
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
For identification.
Because it has a turd in it.
The bucket
Squish it in your hand.
Because it's a turd!
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Because the trees break wind.
Tibet.
He was caught counting carbs.
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
To Mecca Bingo.
They Turnip
Because he was a slice of bread
It depends on how thinly you slice them.
He got turd degree burns.
He kneaded a poo
Not-a-Yeti"
They want to look like their mothers.
