Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

Who is driving?

A cop.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)