Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Bad at golf?

Join the club.