What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction