Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.