Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.