What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.