What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.