How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.