How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart