What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

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What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*