That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Two flutists playing in unison.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Czarcasm.
Ben Ching.
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2nd base.
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Tough getting by these days .
Fry-day
Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
You can drop her off anywhere
You can drop her off anywhere.
Because they're a diamond dozen
Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children
Flying a plane.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
A sTurgeon
A doctor you racist