That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Two flutists playing in unison.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Czarcasm.
Ben Ching.
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2nd base.
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
The hippocampus.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.
One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.
Betty White.
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
They're both crushed-asians
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
The pencil is better. It has a point.
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Man with a uterus somewhere
Because it brings Mayflowers.
2nd April. Ha!! April fool!
