Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Sle Jokes More Sle Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.