Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.