Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

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What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.