What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow