What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon