Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!