Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

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Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.