What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears