What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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What's the best part of a redneck brothel?

The family discount

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.