What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)