What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.