What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

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Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!