Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!