Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.