Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Raspberry Jokes More Raspberry Jokes

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!