What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!