What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!