What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

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Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why does voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

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What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

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What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"