What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.