A thief....
A: They are both up to something.
What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
Your bike back
He didn't. He fell off your bike.
Raisin bran
Because he didn't study.
Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
A soul train