What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

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Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*