Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...