Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...