What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!