What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is hail ?

Hard boiled rain !

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring