How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.