How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!