Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

What did the black kid get on his SAT's?

BBQ Sauce

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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White Christmas.

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

White Kid Jokes More White Kid Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.