What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!