What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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Well, there is a vast difference.

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Sir.

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David Cop-a-feel

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Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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One. But he gets three hours credit.

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Take his spade away.

Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ?

Acis spades !

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conics

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Slot shaming.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

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What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.