What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Usain Bolt Jokes More Usain Bolt Jokes

What's black and runny?

Usain Bolt.

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."