What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.