What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Usain Bolt Jokes More Usain Bolt Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.