What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust