What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.