What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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President Jokes More President Jokes

Who was the last President of China?

Yes he was.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

What are they called in America?

Americans.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.