What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who gets saved?

America

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.