What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.

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Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands