This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
Student: A variable who don't need no man
You weren't there man
The plot.
The plot thickens.
The sun exists.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
Because the steaks are too high.
Steak.
