What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

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The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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Where's the evidence

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.